Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Potions Brewed:	131

New Minecraft Servers

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

mc.chaoticunited.net

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	5226
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	5338	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ores Mined:	6790
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3448
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	8185
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Animals Bred:	193	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Emeralds Found:	5919	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	5094
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4