Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you dare to face challenges like no other, such as trying to tame a herd of explosive llamas or navigating a maze filled with singing creepers. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive our server’s insane obstacles and come out victorious.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and befriend the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ReserveCraft: Bday Eats & Beats

Apology, Argument, BDay, beats, Birthday, blurry vision, celebration, Communication, dining out, dog, Eats, Etiquette, exclusive, family, Friends, Hospitality, Migraine, misunderstanding, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, Restaurant, service dog, special occasion, vertigo

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a rare steak! Just like the exclusive restaurant with a long waitlist, our server is the hottest spot in town.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my brother tried to bring his service dog to a fancy dinner party. Who knew a dog could cause so much chaos? But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any dogs allowed in our virtual world (unless they’re pixelated and super cute).

So come on over and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and misunderstandings, all while building your dream Minecraft creations. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SnackAttackCraft

addictive snacks, always craving, can’t put down, can’t resist, can’t stop snacking, cant get enough, comfort food, constant craving, endless munching, favorite indulgence, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, insatiable appetite, irresistible treats, must-eat, must-have snack, never enough, snack attack, SnackAttackCraft

Are you tired of munching on boring old carrots and potatoes in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples that will have you chomping away like a hungry hippo! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) on our deliciously OP food items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret hidden dungeon filled with chests overflowing with stacks upon stacks of your favorite food items. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind this treasure trove for hungry players to discover. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate snack stash?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of tasty treats that will have you saying, “Who needs real food when you have Minecraft?” Join us now and satisfy your hunger in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2119	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ores Mined:	9875	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

#intelligence gathering, Aerial View, aftermath, Conflict, crisis response, damage assessment, Destruction, Devastating, disaster relief, drone strike, DroneCraft, emergency management, Fallout, international relations, military operation, reconnaissance, russia, Russian, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Target, War

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, cuz we got satellite images showin’ the aftermath of a devastating drone strike in Russia! Like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? But don’t worry, our server is totally safe…we think. Plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a UFO flying around in the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

Allowed, Biden’s campaign, BidenCraft, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cybersecurity measures, cybersecurity threats, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, election interference, fbi, foreign interference, government hacking, hacking attempts, Hacks, Information Security, intelligence agencies, Iranian hackers, national security, political hacking, stolen Trump info

haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Animals Bred:	74

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

battery system, Breakthrough, Cutting Edge, Development, efficiency, efficient, ENERGY, Engineers, innovation, nuclear battery, nuclear power, Nuke, Physicists, power, power source, renewable energy, research, Science, Small, sustainable, Technology, technology advancement, Tiny

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WRLD

Anarchy, Survival, survival multiplayer building vanilla community sandbox exploration crafting adventure roleplay server world creative mods minigames economy factions PvP skyblock mods, Vanilla

A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ores Mined:	1777
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RetroRealms

Enjoyable, Factions, Gamemodes, gameplay, Minecraft, MODERN, Network, nostalgic, Prison, RetroRealms, Seasons, Server, Skyblock, SPEED

Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

We are proud to offer: – Prison (Long seasons and Speed) – Skyblock – Factions & many more gamemodes soon

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

Adventure, balanced progression, Box, Box Ants, Boxants, BUILD, Community, Dig, Explore, final mine, Fun, Gadgets, Game, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Mines, multiplayer, Other, Parties, PRETTY, PvP, Server, stands, Survival, Tools, villainous

Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6667	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

Biden policies, Biden-Harris Administration, Committee, Congress, consequences, current events, FCC commissioner, Government, government oversight, Hearing, House, House Committee, House hearing, house of representatives, House Oversight Committee, Live, Live Stream, Minecraft, News, oversight, policies, Politics, public policy, Server, testimony

Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Animals Bred:	145
Magic Items Found:	3119	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, commentary, current events, debate, Entertainment, Is she right, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Panel Discussion, popular culture, right or wrong, smp, talk show, television, television hosts, television personalities, television programs, trending topics, TV, tv shows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5839	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

anger, binge eating disorder, Boundaries, christmas dinner, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinClash, emotional, family, getting into shape, Harsh, hurtful comment, immature, Justified, Minecraft, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Boundaries, confronting behavior, covering up, disrespectful behavior., Edition, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, future MIL, future together, identity theft, MIL, MommaCraft, partner’s mom, relationship issues, Resentment, snooping, stolen inheritance, struggling to accept, taking without permission, trust issues, uneasy feelings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ores Mined:	4402

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyScamFools

charlatan, CON, counterfeit, CraftyScamFools, Deception, dishonesty, easy target, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, fraudulence, gullible, hoax, Naive, Phony, ripoff, scam, scheme, snake oil, swindle, Trickery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

CHANGE, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, Climate change impacts, climate crisis, climate modeling, climate projections, climate research, climate resilience, climate science, climate variability, Droughts, Dry spells, Edition, environmental changes, extreme weather events, Future droughts, global warming, Longer dry spells, Observation-constrained projections, water scarcity, weather patterns

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

ChallengeAcceptedMC SMP

Updated September 19, 2024

ReserveCraft: Bday Eats & Beats

Updated September 19, 2024

SnackAttackCraft

Updated September 19, 2024

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

Updated September 19, 2024

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

Updated September 19, 2024

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

Updated September 19, 2024

WRLD

Updated September 19, 2024

RetroRealms

Updated September 19, 2024

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

IP Address

FAQ

Updated September 19, 2024

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

Updated September 19, 2024

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Updated September 19, 2024

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Updated September 19, 2024

CraftyScamFools

Updated September 19, 2024

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Updated September 19, 2024

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

Updated September 19, 2024