Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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