ChainsawCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7960
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers only to have them shut down after 9 minutes? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is the place to be if you want to avoid the dreaded dump! Our server is so alive, even the Creepers are throwing a party in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary CSM (Creeper Survival Mode) is making a comeback on our server. That’s right, you can finally test your skills against an army of explosive green monsters hell-bent on turning you into a pile of blocks. Will you survive? Will you thrive? Will you finally get revenge on that Creeper that blew up your house last time? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dump after 9 minutes or the Ender Dragon will come for you!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	222	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4581
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Star Shards Collected:	139	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magic Items Found:	7151

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	1641
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	238
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Towns Built:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Emeralds Found:	421
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2282	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	128
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4774	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6694	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	678125
Meteorites Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.