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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8934 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of mining for virtual diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs! Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server’s currency is Chainlink, which is worth a whopping $14.03 in real life (2020 price: $20)!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!