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Players: 109/100 Votes: 7354
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mines Excavated: 2736
Holy Grails Found: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
Dimension Hops: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Buildings Constructed: 42 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by the biggest chad of all time from /a/! This guy has had sex with almost 100 women, creating a whole army of sons and who knows how many daughters. Are the santias also his? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – he never takes care of them!

But wait, there’s more! This chad sends all of his boys to lethal places to train, making sure they are the toughest warriors in all of Minecraft. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, he dies before the few surviving sons can beat him up to death. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server with insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a chad of epic proportions, then come join us now! Who knows what kind of chaos and madness awaits you on this wild server.

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  • MomDontTripServer

    MomDontTripServer
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 2485
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ores Mined: 5426
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Crops Grown: 6266
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

    Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

    Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

    So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

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  • ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

    ShowStopperMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 7236
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

    So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyDeathMatch

    BlockyDeathMatch
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 3784
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34 Animals Bred: 74
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

    But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

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  • EcoWarriorCraft

    EcoWarriorCraft
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 461
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

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  • Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

    Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 9638
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Enchantments Applied: 235
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

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  • smp.me

    smp.me
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 1450
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Alien Abductions: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    About Us
    While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
    Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
    LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
    16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

    Features

    Feature Description
    (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
    Armor Stand Tools Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
    Discord > server chat Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
    Web based world map High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
    Gradual world border expansion Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
    Grief prevention Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
    Adult staff team Experienced staff without power complexes.
    Opt-in only PVP Players can choose to participate in PVP.
    Decorative player heads Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
    Decisions made by community vote Community-driven decision-making process.
    Sleep skip Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Head to smp.me to apply!

    Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

    A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

    Q: What features does the server offer?

    A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

    A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

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  • Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

    Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 7459
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Farms Harvested: 307

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

    Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

    We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

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  • MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

    MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 1449
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Star Shards Collected: 59
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Enchantments Applied: 173

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

    Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

    So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

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  • MineCraftyMornings

    MineCraftyMornings
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 3569
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

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  • NukeNoobsMC

    NukeNoobsMC
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 2606
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

    we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

    we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

    oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

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  • Money Can’t Buy Coolness

    Money Can’t Buy Coolness
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 4997
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Buildings Constructed: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

    come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

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  • Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

    Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 8062
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

    Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

    And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

    So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

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  • FailedSMP

    FailedSMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2716
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 703849 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features Details
    Location Australia/NZ
    Server Type SMP
    Server Version 1.21+
    Plugins Lifesteal
    Community Growing

    FAQs

    Q: Is the server 24/7?

    A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

    Q: Can I create content on the server?

    A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

    Q: How old is the server?

    A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

    For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

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  • Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

    Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 9350
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Animals Bred: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

    But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

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  • GF Support Minecraft Server

    GF Support Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 9864
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

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