Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
Crops Grown: 8884 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
New Chunks Explored: 437304 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8030
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Villages Defended: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Dimension Hops: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 203 Dragon Eggs Found: 9708
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Emeralds Found: 430
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Star Shards Collected: 234
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Alien Abductions: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Alien Abductions: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3076 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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