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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ores Mined: 5079
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Epic Quests Completed: 13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Mines Excavated: 1886
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9700

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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