Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 6815 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
join this epic minecraft server where the clocks are always wrong and time is a MYSTERY. you’ll never know if it’s day or night, keeping you on your TOES. it’s like living in a real life episode of the twilight zone, but with CREEPERS.
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? the choice is yours.
our spawn point is a giant disco ball that rains diamonds instead of glitter. who needs boring old grass when you can dance on a floor of precious gems?
come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, the sheer absurdity of our server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, and you’ll never want to leave. unless you get blown up by a creeper, in which case, RIP.
