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CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	2068
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	156935	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Zombie Dances:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	4717
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Items Found:	8598
Potions Brewed:	162	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Votes:	1357
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Animals Bred:	160
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Farms Harvested:	344	Emeralds Found:	8018
Dragon Eggs Found:	1326	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Lifesteal Mechanics
Custom Enchantments
Faction Commands
PVP Enabled
Skill Progression

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.

BedrockBloopers

BedrockBloopers, BEDROOM, Communication, Intimacy, misconceptions, Open-mindedness, partner feedback, personal boundaries, relationships, sex life, sexual behavior, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual misconceptions, sexual norms, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Votes:	8953
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Divine Spears Created:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so crazy, even your wildest dreams will be like, “Whoa, slow down there buddy.”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. And don’t even get us started on the time we all rode into battle on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. It was epic.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you’re actually a wizard who can summon an army of dancing skeletons. Hey, stranger things have happened on our server.

SpanGone Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Chinese, covert operation, cyber attack, Democracy, digital warfare, Disinformation, foreign interference, Government, Graphika report, information warfare, Minecraft, online activism, online influence, Operation, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Server, social media, spain, SpanGone

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	1919	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a chinese online influence operation trying to overthrow spain’s government? well, u found it! come join our server and be part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground factions plotting to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and be part of the chaos!

ProtestCraft2020

activism, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, decision, education, foreign students, free speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Middle East conflict, policy, Political, Pro-palestinian, ProtestCraft2020, Protesters, student visas, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, on this server, we be canceling student visas left and right like the Trump administration canceling pro-Palestinian protesters! Join us for some wild and crazy times as we build, mine, and battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs a visa when you can have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything goes! Just watch out for those pesky visa cancellations, they can really sneak up on you when you least expect it. Let’s get mining, baby!

Lunar Ridge Revelations

geologically active, geology, Lunar, lunar features, Lunar surface, Moon, Moon discoveries, Moon exploration, moon formations, Moon geology, moon research, Moon rocks, moon’s composition, moon’s far side, moon’s history, moon’s mysteries, moon’s near side, new study, revelations, RIDGE, ridges, scientists

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Potions Brewed:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	1171	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE DA MOON BUT BETTER! WE GOT RIDGES THAT ARE YOUNGER THAN UR GRANDMA’S COOKIES! COME EXPLORE DA FAR SIDE AND SEE FOR URSELF! WHO NEEDS A GEOLOGICALLY DEAD MOON WHEN U CAN HAVE A LIVELY, RIDGE-FILLED MOON SERVER? JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF DA CRAZIEST MOON ADVENTURE YET! 🌕🚀🌌 #MOONLIFE #YOUNGRIDGES #MINECRAFTFUN

Players:	99/800	Votes:	1415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1