Celdra Community | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	660971

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3710
Star Shards Collected:	53	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	814580	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Animals Bred:	64	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Emeralds Found:	2140	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	235638	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	84	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mines Excavated:	1046	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Potions Brewed:	124

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	97/500	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	250	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7