Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4573 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
haha so like this server is the bomb diggity, just like biden telling netanyahu to chill with the war and stuff. we got so much craziness happening, you won’t even believe it. like, there’s this secret underground base where all the chickens are actually aliens plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the giant talking mushrooms that give out free diamonds if you tell them a good joke.
oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. plus, our community is like a big happy family, except uncle bob keeps blowing up everyone’s houses with tnt. but it’s all in good fun, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. who needs a ceasefire when you can have this much chaos and fun? let’s goooooo!
