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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9927 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?