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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2270 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2776 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 108 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 218 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?