CaveSurvival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3946
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	271	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8630	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5330
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Animals Bred:	200

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6695	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dimension Hops:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
New Chunks Explored:	516093	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	62
Secret Passages Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5461	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Void Armor Forged:	28	Enchantments Applied:	142
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	196
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	42
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

Players:	109/400	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9733
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	9853