WELCOME TO CATTUS SMP
GROUP RULES
1. Any promotion is prohibited in our group.
2. Excessive toxicity is prohibited
3. Do not spam stickers
4. No kicking allowed (auto kick)
5. It is forbidden to discuss anything that is 18+
6. It is forbidden to insult each other’s race/religion/Javanese
7. No rioting/exp bugs/cheats/using illegal tools is allowed
8. It is forbidden to farm Gold/raid farm
9. And more should know
play.cattussmp.asia
Imagine a world where dinner is always ready on time and you never have to wait for your partner to finish chatting about work gossip. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity without any interruptions.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where overreacting is encouraged and storming off in a virtual world is totally acceptable. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind!
and, like, another time, we had this epic battle with a giant ender dragon and we all had to work together to defeat it. it was like, something out of a movie, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna have insane stories like that to tell your friends.
oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunts we have every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and you gotta use your wits to find them. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and start your epic adventure today!
On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.
Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.
Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!
Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.
So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!