Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	494	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	6667

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Dimension Hops:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	4211

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchantments Applied:	184	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3696	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Towns Built:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5267

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	3946
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

Updated October 21, 2024

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

Updated October 21, 2024

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

Updated October 21, 2024

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

Updated October 21, 2024

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Updated October 21, 2024

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

Updated October 21, 2024

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

Updated October 21, 2024

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

Updated October 21, 2024

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

Updated October 21, 2024

CraftyPickupLines

Updated October 21, 2024

CraftyChemWarfare

Updated October 21, 2024

Ligma Craft

Updated October 21, 2024

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3