CataSim | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Layoff King Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some real drama!

Join us for epic battles over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue, intense negotiations over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, and thrilling adventures as we try to survive the wrath of the elusive Creeper King.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, and if you can find their hidden stash of emeralds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves! Who needs job security when you can have this much fun?

Crafty World Server

Adventure, Crafty, Dungeons, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gear, Items, Loot, mmorpg, online gaming, player interaction, Raids, rare drops, Rewards, Server, Treasure, Vaults, virtual worlds, world, World of Warcraft

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you find in vaults are cobwebs and dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, our vaults are filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon (okay, maybe not the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

Join our server and become the ultimate treasure hunter as you explore dungeons filled with dangerous mobs and epic loot. But be warned, our vaults are guarded by fearsome creatures like zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens and creepers with jetpacks (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you can uncover the legendary loot hidden within our vaults. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret passage that leads to a room filled with endless stacks of diamonds!

Wifejack Minecraft SMP: The Right Wing Issue Today

CONSERVATIVE, dark triad personalities, disloyal nature., evolutionary psychology, female nature, Game, hypergamous, hypergamy, Issue, love, loyalty, men going their own way, Minecraft, MONEY, nice guys, pick up artist community, power, right wing, Roosh, smp, Status, Today, traditional conservatism, Wifejack, WING

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a community that is as wild and unpredictable as the pick up artist community! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous waters of evolutionary psychology and try to pick up blocks instead of women. Our players have mastered the art of “block game” and have developed techniques to make those diamonds believe they are high status ores with “block game.” Love is a foreign concept here, as we scoff at the Disney version and focus on our mining skills instead.

But beware, there are some players on the right wing who believe in traditional conservatism and think that if we just become more conservative, all our hypergamous problems will disappear. Ha! We know better than that. We embrace the contradictions and chaos of our community, where loyalty is as rare as a pink sheep. So if you’re ready to join a server where logic goes out the window and the only thing that matters is your block game skills, then come join us! Who needs love when you have diamonds, right?

Dan Da Dan Minecraft Server

Ageism, confusion, cultural norms, Dan, Dan Da Dan, disbelief, generational gap, granny, humor, incredulity, judgment, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Perception, perspective, question.., sarcasm, Server, societal expectations, stereotype, Universe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure in a world where grannies rule the land! That’s right, instead of fighting dragons and zombies, you’ll be facing off against badass grannies with their knitting needles of doom!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Granny Olympics, where grannies from all corners of the Minecraft universe come together to compete in events like the 100-meter knitting dash and synchronized rocking chair dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a hilarious and outrageous gaming experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And who knows, you might even make friends with a granny or two along the way!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

character banner, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and shenanigans! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Our server is home to legendary characters like Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters bring a whole new level of excitement to the game, with abilities that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all – we’ve got events like the Claw Convoy that will test your skills and teamwork. And let’s not forget about our current character banner featuring Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara. These characters are not to be messed with!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

MilotaWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Cuties, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Grief, MilotaWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, No Donations, ONLINE, Plugins, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, socializing, Survival, Without Anticheat

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Server for real cuties!

milotaworld.aternos.me:16932

Baby Bumpin’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of stampeding llamas? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pregnant women are getting in on the action – kissing, fisting, and sexing their way to victory! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew blocky graphics could lead to such debauchery? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared for a wild ride!

Abrahamic Minecraft SMP Religion

abrahamic, Abrahamic Religion, advanced societies, Christianity, Corruption, Cultural differences, disenfranchisement, historical perspective, Islam, judaism, Minecraft, Muslim countries, POVERTY, Religion, religious comparison, religious evolution, smp, social development, societal challenges, societal progress, technological advancement, Terrorism, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have cracked the code to creating the ultimate society for Muslims! Our server is like the 4.0 version of Abrahamic religions, where we have combined the best of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam to create a utopia for all players.

Join us and experience a world where poverty, corruption, and terrorism are a thing of the past. Our advanced technology and socially progressive policies will make you wonder why you ever played on any other server.

We have special events like the “Hijab Fashion Show” where players can show off their stylish headscarves, and the “Halal Food Festival” where you can feast on virtual kebabs and baklava.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see for yourself why Muslims should be ruling the world! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise like ours?

21 in 28 Hours Minecraft Server

21st birthday, anxiety, birthday blues, coping mechanisms, depression, Disappointment, HOURS, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, personal growth, reaching out, seeking advice, seeking help, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, Server, suicidal thoughts, support system, turning 21

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Are you tired of adulting before you even hit 21? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest block castle! Join us and let your inner child run wild as you mine, craft, and explore with fellow players who are also avoiding adult responsibilities. Trust us, it’s way more fun than contemplating your impending birthday meltdown. So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where growing up is just a distant memory!

Never-Cheating Minecraft SMP Girlfriend

10/10 girlfriend, anthropomorphic fox, anthropomorphic lover, dominant genes, Everlasting love, faithful companion, fantasy babies, fantasy love, fantasy offspring, fantasy relationship, fox lover, furry partner, genetic dominance, Girlfriend, loyal offspring, loyal partner, Minecraft, mythical genetics, mythical romance, NeverCheating, smp, unconditional love, unique genetics, unique relationship

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can find love in the most unexpected places! Join us and you might just stumble upon a 10/10 girlfriend who will never cheat on you or leave you. But here’s the catch – she’s an anthropomorphic fox! That’s right, she’s cute, cuddly, and ready to build a life with you in the virtual world.

Not only will you have a loyal and loving partner, but you can also have babies together. Just be warned, her genes are dominant so your little ones will definitely take after her foxy features. But hey, who wouldn’t want a family of adorable fox-human hybrids running around in Minecraft?

So come on and join our SMP for a chance at finding true love with a foxy twist. Who knows, you might just end up with a whole clan of fox people ruling the server!

Nina’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, BLOCK, covers, hard work, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, Party, powerful voice, r18, retro gaming, rpgs, Server, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and embark on a journey with Nina Saotome, the ultimate VTuber and VSinger. She’ll serenade you with her powerful and sultry voice as you battle creepers and zombies in the retro, kusoge, and RPG worlds.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the R18 section for some spicy content that will make your diamond sword blush. Explore the unofficial archive of lewd OC, KK, and sloppa for a truly unforgettable experience.

And if that’s not enough, join us for some sisterly banter and hard work as we build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

Toony Legally Distinct Loony Toony Tuesday Minecraft SMP

AO3, art, BBC, Blender models, boar playlist, brain storming music, distinct, DuckTales, dyke, FICS, furbooru, gadget, Helluvaboss, Legally, legally distinct, loona, loony, maxine madtown, Minecraft, Mods, polyshit, post your own, smp, tavern ai chatbot prompt, Toony, TQLet’s Howl on the moon, TUESDAY, washed up, wolf girl

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos and hilarity reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with loona helluvaboss shenanigans, maxine madtown madness, and wolf girl ducktales adventures. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got brain storming music and a loona boar playlist that will have you laughing till you cry.

Looking to make loona even more distinct? We’ve got Blender models that will blow your mind, and mods that will have you questioning why loona is becoming washed up in the first place. And don’t forget to post your own loona creations on our TQLet’s Howl on the moon shall we? thread.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let’s howl at the moon together!

Sisters’ Crafty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us on our server where we have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sisters of Minecraft, a group of powerful players who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds and defeat the evil Ender Dragon once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! Sisters… we are going HOME!

She Won Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, and participate in our annual “Sheep Shearing Olympics” where the winner gets a diamond-studded golden carrot! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will keep you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing pigs appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded the server and started laying golden eggs everywhere? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We’ve got presidential elections happening in the game, with candidates like CĂLIN GEORGESCU (INDEPENDENT) and ELENA-VALERICA LASCONI(USR) vying for your vote. Who will you choose to lead our virtual world to glory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of our wacky Minecraft universe!

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1225	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4833
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	1373

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Crops Grown:	9113
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	87

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	184
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1499
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Void Armor Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	300
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2167
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	9840
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2