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EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	53	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchantments Applied:	173	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Villages Defended:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ores Mined:	513	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Votes:	5821

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2734
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	90

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1068	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	111	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1812
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	276
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	7751	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5853

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Players:	96/600	Votes:	5621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32