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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1921 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
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And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens that give you quests to find rare loot. It’s like a chicken mafia or something, but they’re super chill and just want to help you level up.
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