Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Chimeras Created: 2
Alien Abductions: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Dragon Eggs Found: 9477 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY