Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	139	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GFsMarathonNoShow

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	3259
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2380	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Star Shards Collected:	272	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	124
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	9105	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2429

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.