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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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