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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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