Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 7143 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Mines Excavated: 2109 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Chimeras Created: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dimension Hops: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Crops Grown: 7613
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/crafty-chick-adventures-where-women-rule-and-men-drool/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
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    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8089 Dragon Scales Harvested: 308
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Magic Items Found: 2270

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 70 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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