CartoonCraftLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	152

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

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Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HezbollahHQBoomz

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LOLZ JOIN our epic Minecraft server cuz we BLOW UP stuff like Israel did to Hezbollah’s headquarters in Beirut! HUGE EXPLOSIONS everywhere, just like our TNT parties! Come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a BLAST! Plus, we have secret underground bases just like Hezbollah, but with more diamonds and less terrorism. Come play with us and let’s make some BOOM BOOMS together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RetractCraft: GeneNeuroFun

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where motor neurons are, like, retracting from the spinal cord and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. you gotta combat neurodegeneration and save the day! join now for the most insane adventure of your life! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	2025	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

What is the IP for Yahiamice LIVE! Minecraft Server?

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Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Alathra: Where Building Blocks Lead to World Domination!

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Alathra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Fishing	Now with all new fishing experience! Mini games, new baits, and a variety of new fish to catch.
Towny	Create towns and cities with friends, claim areas, and build nations or villages.
	Create captivating lore, roleplay, geopolitics, events, and conflicts.
Custom World	Explore a completely custom map with new biomes, landmarks, and oceans.
Custom Plugins	Unique plugins including lockpicking, war system, medieval weapons, and more.
Movecraft	Create movable ships for trade or naval combat, from small boats to Man o’ Wars.
Brewing	Experiment with creating custom brews and discover new recipes.
Custom Mobs and Animals	Encounter custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, and more.
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes	Explore custom nether biomes and encounter unique nether mobs like Gargoyles and Hell Hounds.

FAQs for Alathra Minecraft Server

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the IP play.alathramc.com

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be found at https://discord.gg/wsNNA8bH

Q: Can I start my own town or city on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own towns and cities with friends or join existing ones.

Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, Alathra has its own team of developers creating unique plugins for the server.

Q: What is the lore and roleplay aspect of the server?

A: Players can create captivating lore, roleplay their characters, and engage in geopolitical events and conflicts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Towns Built:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Despera’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just witness the legendary Despera, a mythical creature that roams the land causing chaos and mayhem. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Despera, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might just become the hero that saves the day and earns the title of Despera Slayer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sumire’s Minecraft SMP Love Live! School Idol Festival General – /llsifg/ #3763

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Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! The most lit Minecraft SMP out there where you can vibe with Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club fans and experience the ultimate idol experience like never before!

Join us for our Autumn gacha event where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even summon your favorite Nijigasaki idol to join your squad. And don’t miss out on the TOKIMEKI Roadmap to Future releases on Switch happening on April 24th – it’s gonna be a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! Explore Mira-Cra Park, where you can ride roller coasters, play mini-games, and even attend virtual idol concerts. And rumor has it that the 3rd Single releases on October 2nd will blow your mind!

Superstar S3 is also airing soon, so get ready for some drama, catchy OP and ED singles, and insert songs that will make you dance like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t forget about the Genjitsu no Yohane theatrical compilation movie – it’s a must-watch for all Love Live! fans!

Join us now for the craziest, most idol-filled Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate idol master in the game. See you there, idol enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HolyCraft SMP: God Said No More

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Are you tired of being limited by the rules of your religion? Do you want to break free and live life on your own terms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your rebellious side!

Join us and leave behind the constraints of your former religion as you embark on a wild and crazy adventure in our virtual world. Build towering temples to your newfound freedom, or create shrines to the almighty block – the choice is yours!

But beware, for the mobs in our world are not your average creatures. Rumor has it that the creepers are actually ex-priests seeking revenge on those who have abandoned their faith. Will you be able to survive their explosive wrath?

So come on, join us on this insane journey of self-discovery and liberation. Who needs religion when you have Minecraft? Let’s break some blocks and break some rules together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoobBuilderPro

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest dreams and craziest fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler in our virtual farm simulator. Can you handle the pressure of herding chickens and keeping them in line? Probably not, but it’s worth a shot!

Or how about trying your hand at being a professional lava diver? Dive into the fiery depths of our custom-made volcano and see if you can make it out alive. Spoiler alert: you probably won’t, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HezboomboomMC

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hey u, yes u, do u like explosions and chaos? well u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the craziest battles and wildest destruction u ever seen! we just did a precise strike on a hezbollah command center in beirut, can u believe it? join now and be part of the action, blow stuff up and have a blast! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and excitement, then maybe u should stay away. but if u like adrenaline and mayhem, come join us now!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	854076	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Gut Bacteria Quest

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so, like, u know how ur gut bacteria can, like, totally mess with ur hormones and stuff? well, on this server, we have like, magical gut bacteria that can make u grow super tall or like, make u infertile or something. it’s like, a whole new level of gameplay, man. u gotta join to see what crazy things ur gut bacteria can do to u in the game. trust me, it’s gonna be wild. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of wacky adventures we can have with our gut bacteria in Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Tolls of Vanilla: MVP New Server – Immature – Easy

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Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Progression	Innovative progression system with exclusive abilities and ranks.
World	Fresh, untouched world with hidden treasures and resources.
Quests	Epic quests that shape the evolving storylines of the server.
Night Perils	New dangers and challenges during night time with rare loot rewards.
Community	Thriving, close-knit community with teamwork and weekly events.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Valhalla Minecraft server?

To join the server, use the Server IP: gates.ValhallaCraft.org

2. Is there a Discord server for Valhalla?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://www.valhallacraft.org

3. What makes the progression system in Valhalla unique?

The progression system offers exclusive abilities, rare items, and prestigious ranks to players, making the journey of discovery and power more rewarding.

4. Are there dynamic challenges in Valhalla?

Yes, during night time, new dangers and challenges arise with rare, game-changing loot rewards for brave players.

5. How can I get involved in the community events?

Participate in weekly events that test your skills and creativity, and forge alliances with other players to succeed in the server.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as endless as the memes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond mining competitions, and a secret underground club where villagers bust a move like never before.

Looking for a place to eat? How about our virtual buffet where you can feast on pixelated pork chops and slurp on slimeball soup? And don’t worry about finding a bathroom, just dig a hole and let nature take its course – we’re all about that rustic living here.

So come on down to our server and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your selfies – they’re the ultimate trolls of the blocky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9231	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.