CartelCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Meme Magic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or meme magic? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us as we strive to reach the mystical post number of 777 million to unlock the power of meme magic once again.

But that’s not all – on our server, every time someone gets trips, they make a correct prediction about politics! That’s right, our players have the power to see into the future and shape the world with their meme-tastic abilities. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible. Just remember to meme hard and bump those numbers up before the 5th of November!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ores Mined:	5870	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Wren Friends Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Wrenfriends is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join Wrenfriends, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Little did they know, that chicken statue was actually cursed and came to life, terrorizing the entire server with its clucks of doom. But fear not, our brave players banded together to defeat the evil chicken and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! On Wrenfriends, you can participate in weekly llama races, where the loser has to wear a llama costume for a whole week. You can also join our exclusive underwater basket weaving club, where we craft baskets while dodging angry squids.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wrenfriends today and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on Wrenfriends, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional evil chicken).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AuntieCraft – No Regrets

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and homophobia? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own LGBTQ-friendly paradise without any judgment from mean aunt Gia!

On our server, you can create a world where love and acceptance reign supreme, just like 1 John 4:8 says. And if anyone tries to spread hate, you can just build a giant rainbow castle to block them out!

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Who needs Thanksgiving with homophobic relatives when you can have a blocky celebration with friends who support you? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocktopia Daily Grind

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCaptivePutin

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lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2259	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Magic Items Found:	2902
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ExBlocker911

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Crops Grown:	7042
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BugLover Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	174	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Void Gems Collected:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineCraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Placenta Pub Crawl Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchantments Applied:	191
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	287	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	858479	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

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Server Information
Server Name:	Vortex Skies
Server IP:	vortexskies.serverminer.com
Modpack:	SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
Discord:	Join our Discord

Overview

Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

What We Offer:

🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

How to Join:

Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
Join the fun and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Emeralds Found:	8432	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!