come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Magic Items Found: 2141 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7074
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Towns Built: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Zombie Dances: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 132
    Ores Mined: 4696 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Farms Harvested: 256 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Star Shards Collected: 79
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3059

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft
    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Animals Bred: 132
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Motion Madness

    Pixel Motion Madness
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can do the Macarena and cows that rap like Eminem. Our diamonds sparkle so bright they blind ya, and our creepers throw the sickest dance parties. Plus, our villagers are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Block Brain Busters

    Block Brain Busters
    lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

    we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Enchantments Applied: 97
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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