RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	7004
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9925	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Love Connection

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Animals Bred:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
New Chunks Explored:	198641	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Emeralds Found:	4165
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Emeralds Found:	1085
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2178
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	1214	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	138

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ores Mined:	1467	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1682
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

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Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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CraftyPickupLines

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CraftyChemWarfare

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Ligma Craft

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Updated October 20, 2024

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Updated October 20, 2024