come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ores Mined: 8669
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Enchantments Applied: 136 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Zombie Dances: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Runes Activated: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 230 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3890

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 101
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Zombie Dances: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mines Excavated: 1948
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8556

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Divine Spears Created: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6909
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9064 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 111
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Alien Abductions: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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