come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 1351 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Farms Harvested: 758
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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