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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Towns Built: 10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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