CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Years

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	871	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1948	New Chunks Explored:	896735
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1687
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	New Chunks Explored:	187063

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.