CarryCraft Minecraft Server

burden, carry forward, carry on, CarryCraft, determination, double, Endurance, He carried, heavy load, keep going, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, PERSISTENT, Repetition, Resolute, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Steadfast, strength, unwavering, weight

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	6337
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

a diamond sword so sharp, it could slice through a whole army of creepers in one swing. His armor was made of enchanted dragon scales, making him practically invincible. But the most impressive thing about him? He was a member of the most epic Minecraft server in existence.

On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil witches with exploding sheep. You can build a house out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your front yard. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking trees and dancing skeletons.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the challenges that await them. Are you ready to join the ranks of legends and become a true Minecraft master? Then come on down to our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4686
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	156
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Farms Harvested:	135
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Votes:	8453	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	1761	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).