New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • KazanCraft Minecraft Server

    KazanCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

    HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

    We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

    Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

    So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

    Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BioAge Battle Royale

    BioAge Battle Royale

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Expeditions SMP

    The Expeditions SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview of Our Minecraft Server

    Offerings
      • A whitelisted server with an easy application process.
      • Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes.
      • Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod.
      • Wiki allowing you to start your own lore.
      • Opportunity for lore-based wars.
      • Economy and land claiming system.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

    Q: What is the application process like?

    A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

    A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

    Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

    A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

    Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

    A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP