CardSwipeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

So, I was mining away in Minecraft, minding my own business, when I stumbled upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds. I was so excited, but then I realized that my in-game spending was getting out of control. I mean, I was buying unnecessary things left and right, like diamond-encrusted armor for my chickens and golden carrots for my pigs.

I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!

Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	232
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	4724
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Farms Harvested:	314

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Emeralds Found:	4538
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Towns Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	3548
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Crops Grown:	4666	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Emeralds Found:	1461
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	109
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	149
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.