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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5771 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 196 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds and obsidian. the creepers here are trained to breakdance instead of explode, so you can party with them all night long.
we have a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the grass sings sweet melodies. the villagers are all expert chefs and will cook you a feast fit for a king. there’s a rumor that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.
every day is a holiday on our server, so there’s nothing stopping you sending greetings cards to someone every day of the week. come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.
