CarCrashSisNoRide | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Runes Activated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	195	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Potions Brewed:	95
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Divine Spears Created:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crops Grown:	5867	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	358321	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ores Mined:	6676	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

AmethystNetwork.net Bedrock port 50025 Discord : https://discord.gg/aNMXXppJ3h

MajesticSMP.com:50025

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Finalwind, loot tables, netherite, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Trailer, Vanilla, Version 1.21.4, weapons, Website

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Potions Brewed:	79	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	7383	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Server Name	Finalwind
Description	Expands Minecraft’s endgame with custom items, events, quests, and an economy
Server IP	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQ

What custom content does Finalwind offer?

Finalwind offers custom weapons, armor, tools, daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy system.

Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

The only main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. PvP combat skill is encouraged and cheating is not tolerated.

How can I join Finalwind?

You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com

Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc