yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a wildfire burning through humanity’s carbon budget? well, look no further cuz this server is on fire, literally!

we got crazy events like lava parkour where u gotta jump from one lava pit to another without burning ur blocky butt. but don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions for u noobs who can’t handle the heat.

we also have a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs when u swing it. OP much?

join us now and be part of the hottest server in town. just be careful not to get burned, cuz this server is lit AF!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 20 Gods Slained: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 358
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Potions Brewed: 20
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Animals Bred: 115
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Greatlands Server

    Server Type BEDROCK
    Theme NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
    Server Status WHITELIST SERVER

    Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

    What Do We Offer?

    A Little Bit About Us!

    This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

    How Do I Join?

    Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join without being whitelisted? No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
    What is the server theme? The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
    How long has the server been active? The server has been active for more than 3 years.
    Is there a special game mode on the server? Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

    Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

    No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

    Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

    Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 New Chunks Explored: 872518

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • GodmotherGoneWild

    GodmotherGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

    Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

    Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HateWatchMinecraftSMP

    HateWatchMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that everyone hates but you secretly love! Join us for wild adventures, crazy builds, and drama that will make you question your sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need? So come on, join us and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyGoodVibes

    CraftyGoodVibes
    If they play on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is filled with the kindest, most generous players you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that one player once built an entire amusement park for their fellow gamers, complete with roller coasters, water slides, and even a petting zoo with virtual animals (don’t worry, they’re pixelated and totally safe to pet). Join our server and you’ll be greeted with gifts galore, from enchanted diamond armor to stacks upon stacks of golden apples. Plus, our players are always willing to lend a hand when you’re in need, whether it’s helping you defeat a pesky Ender Dragon or building you a castle fit for a Minecraft king. So if you want to surround yourself with the best of the best in the Minecraft community, come join us and bask in the glory of our truly good-hearted players.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Crops Grown: 8725
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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