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Players: 92/400 Votes: 4058
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
New Chunks Explored: 123445 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of struggling to open bottles because of those pesky plastic couplings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the solution to all your bottle-opening problems! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil plastic bottle manufacturers who are trying to thwart your thirst-quenching efforts. With epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who share your struggle, this SMP will have you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter) as you conquer the bottle-opening world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those plastic couplings who’s boss!

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  • Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6

    Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 6584
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mines Excavated: 3510
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind and build your own jail cell to repent for your sins.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of breaking the law in a virtual world where the only consequences are a slap on the wrist (or a ban if you get caught by the mods, but who cares about that, amirite?).

    Build your own underground lair, smuggle contraband items, and engage in shady deals with other players. It’s like living out your wildest GTA fantasies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where crime pays (in diamonds, of course). It’s a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and only the most cunning and daring players will come out on top. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GF_GrowUpCraft

    GF_GrowUpCraft
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 3179
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

    Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

    Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

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  • BlockyPainSecrets

    BlockyPainSecrets
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6797
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

    CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 2322
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6019
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Potions Brewed: 153
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

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  • Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

    Retro Tubers Craft 1.20
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6994
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Votes: 3268
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 8155

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

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  • FILsLastNameMCServer

    FILsLastNameMCServer
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6538
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Void Gems Collected: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

    Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

    Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

    So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

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  • WifeNeedsDiamonds

    WifeNeedsDiamonds
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8864
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7461 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

    Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

    Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

    So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

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  • SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

    SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8232
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 185
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Villages Defended: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

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  • CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect

    CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 4831
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Chimeras Created: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every decision you make could lead to a wild adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of changing your virtual life with just a click of a button.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You accept, of course, and end up becoming best friends with the llama, who turns out to be a secret disco champion.

    Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking sheep and flying pigs. You become their hero by saving them from an evil chicken overlord who’s been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie cows.

    But beware, for every decision you make on our server could have unexpected consequences. Choose wisely and you could become the ruler of a kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you as their savior. Make a wrong move and you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of creepers and skeletons.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your decisions shape your destiny in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

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  • TallCraft Worker 1.21

    TallCraft Worker 1.21
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 5709
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

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  • FavorGoneWrongCraft

    FavorGoneWrongCraft
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6876
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Enchantments Applied: 206
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7307
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your average soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But don’t worry, we have a justice system in place to settle disputes like these. You can take them to court and fight for your precious diamonds back!

    Or how about this: You build a beautiful castle, only to have it raided by a group of mischievous players. But fear not, you can form alliances with other players to protect your fortress and seek revenge on those who wronged you.

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have regular events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations for fun. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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  • SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

    SelfLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 5738
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 123
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

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  • ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

    ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 820
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

    we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

    don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

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  • Nasal Passage Party

    Nasal Passage Party
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 9308
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Alien Abductions: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of unicorn farts and the pigs fly with jetpacks! we have a secret underground base where the llamas run the show and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

    if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to breathe underwater like a fish and ride a rainbow-colored dragon into battle against evil zombie villagers.

    plus, our server is so lit that you will never have to worry about your nasal passages drying out again because we have magical potions that keep them perfectly humidified all night long.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

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