CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, Biomes, building, captain, Community, Craft, Crafting, crazy, Crunchs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Minecraft, Minigames, Mining, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, sail, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Version

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Server Name	Corsaire
Theme	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features

Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I build my own town?	Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
Can I create my own warships?	Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
How can I become a dominant power on the server?	Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	3951
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1678	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7136	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	57

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8368	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7552
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Runes Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!