Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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