CanuckCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9510	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimension Hops:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	95

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6050
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ores Mined:	2888
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3665
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6389
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

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Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Alien Abductions:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2