Canopy

age, campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Builds, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Farms, Friends, Fun, hard mode survival, hats, hermitcraft, join us, laid back, Paper, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border Semi-Vanilla Dynamic Map New Hats Datapacks Community Builds

Join Us!

Want to join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord.

IP: canopymc.net

Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord

Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on collaboration, community building, and a laid-back atmosphere.
What is the average player age?	Early to mid-20’s.
Are there any special events?	Yes, the server typically hosts fun events each week.
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, with a few plugins for moderation.
What is the soft border?	Players can explore freely within the soft border, but areas outside may be deleted for future content.
What plugins are used?	Only plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel, such as hats, datapacks, and a dynamic map.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	548	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3095
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8839
Votes:	6084	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	8391
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2748	Love Letters Sent:	4

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Animals Bred:	114
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	441260	Dragon Eggs Found:	2894
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ores Mined:	8047
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3369

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!