Cannonwars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4282	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4227	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	2440
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	211	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6550
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Gods Slained:	0

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	104	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Emeralds Found:	4274	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	1056	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Items Found:	1971
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6440
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2712
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	71
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Star Shards Collected:	67
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0