Cannonwars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InkMasterMinecraftSMP

artwork, beauty, body art, Choice, Creative, decision, design, Expression, Individuality, ink, InkMasterMinecraftSMP, inspiration, Meaningful, Permanent, Personal, skin, Style, symbol, tattoo, Tomorrow, Unique

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Items Found:	4101	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest tattoos in the game! Like, our whole spawn area is covered in tattoo designs that our players have gotten in real life. It’s like a living art gallery, but in Minecraft!

One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

Extinct Fish Frenzy

animal conservation, aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation programs, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental crisis, Extinct, Extinction, Fauna, Fish, Frenzy, Freshwater, Freshwater Ecosystems, habitat destruction, species at risk, threatened, vulnerable species, water habitats, wildlife protection

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Potions Brewed:	145
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a whole quarter of freshwater fauna threatened with extinction! Why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and drama? Swim with the endangered fishies and help them survive in our pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the savior of the underwater realm! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest aquatic adventure of your life!

Waiting For Bully 1.20.2

1.20.2, anticipation, bully, Bully 2, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, high school, long awaited, open world, Protagonist, release date, rockstar games, Rumors, Sequel, speculation, storylines, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ores Mined:	625	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo, forget about Bully 2, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn! Plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even a llama mayor who speaks in Shakespearean insults!

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	100
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Votes:	161
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	843795	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Votes:	8533	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

✅ Hello! This is a server called = HideMC ✅ ❤️ RARE WIPES, DISCORD, TLAUNCHER, SKINS ❤️ OUR RESOURCE PACK = https://disk.yandex.ru/d/D_FvM66Ey4xZdg ? FREE ULTRA?

TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4941
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

Players:	97/300	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crops Grown:	6226
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4646