Cannonland | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	93
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Animals Bred:	92
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6001	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	965	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	675652
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Villages Defended:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Towns Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	459	New Chunks Explored:	90374
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Lone Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, atomized society, changing norms, Echoes, fear of being alone, fear of dying alone, fear of isolation, feminine narcissism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individualism, lone, male perspective, men’s perspective, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, social constructs, social vanity, societal changes, societal evolution, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Villages Defended:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you’re tired of society’s BS! Men, rise up and realize the arbitrariness of it all by playing with us! No more feminine narcissism here, just pure chaotic fun! Don’t die alone, die with us in Minecraft! Let’s worship social vanity in a pixelated world! It’s happening right now, don’t miss out!

SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s

aita, Birthday, Couch, family vacation, Hawaii, Hotel, midnight, Not Excited, price, Scared, shots, shoulder pain, SleepyCraft, Spouse, Spring Break, step mom, Support, Traveling, trip, WiDE AWAKE, Woken Up, Zzzs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-moms, birthday trips, and unexpected vacations.

Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!

Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

TrendyCraftRevival

challenge, COMEBACK, Community, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, fad, Flash Mob, HASHTAG, Interaction, internet, meme, Nostalgia, online trend, Popular, resurgence, Retro, social media, Throwback, TrendyCraftRevival, viral, virtual

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4977	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Remember the good old days of planking and Harlem Shake? Well, forget about those because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the ancient art of virtual pet rock racing. That’s right, strap in your pixelated pet rocks and get ready to race against your friends in epic battles of speed and agility. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of online trends in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyKrauts: €3B Boost for Ukraine

additional funding, Boost, Budget Committee, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKrauts, crisis response, defense budget, defense support, diplomatic relations, european security, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, Germany’s Budget Committee, global affairs, international aid, military aid, military assistance, peacekeeping efforts, Reuters, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Dragons Tamed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

come join dis epic minecraft server where we got so much money we be givin out billions like it ain’t no thang! we be ballin outta control like a boss! join now and get ur share of dat sweet sweet military assistance! we be flexin on dem haters with our massive budget and u can be part of da action! build ur own army and conquer the world, all thanks to our generous donations! ain’t no other server like dis, so come on and join da fun!

DanceCopy NeuroChecker 3000

Accurate, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Avatar, behavioral differences, children, cost effective, dance moves, DanceCopy, developmental delays, Diagnosis, early detection, movement imitation, NeuroChecker, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurotypical, overlap, screening tool, video analysis

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we can tell if u got autism or adhd just by watchin u dance like a fool for a minute! our avatars are lit and will make u bust a move like never before. we got da best tools dat can read ur mind and tell u if u neurotypical or not. join us for da most epic dance party of ur life and see if u got da moves or not. autism or adhd, we got u covered!

Players:	105/600	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	8826	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1