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Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Animals Bred:	185
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7641	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	41	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ores Mined:	7760
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ores Mined:	1292
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Divine Spears Created:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Potions Brewed:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Emeralds Found:	2345
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	6198	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

Blocktopia: DailyGrind

#DailyGrind, blocktopia, Consistency, daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, reading, self improvement, self-care, sleep routine, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

SepticSleuthCraft

Corruption, crime, Dead, India, Indian, investigation, investigative journalist, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, murder, mysterious death, News, Police, Press, reporter, septic tank, SepticSleuthCraft, suspicious death, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ores Mined:	5237
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Emeralds Found:	9296
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2479	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Animals Bred:	76	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

BlockyBreakupCraft

anger management, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples therapy, emotional intimacy, Emotional support, expressing emotions, Frustration, healthy relationships, marriage counseling, open communication, problem solving, relationship advice, relationship issues, relationship problems, seeking help, seeking understanding, Stress Management, trust building

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Animals Bred:	72
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of your partner always hogging the diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your frustration in the most hilarious ways possible! Build a giant statue of them out of dirt blocks, trap them in a never-ending maze, or even create a lava pit for them to fall into (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)! Join us for some relationship therapy like you’ve never experienced before!

Players:	109/600	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5050	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Farms Harvested:	181	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	341220
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3