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TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Animals Bred:	156	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid cuts, aid restrictions, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, geopolitical tensions, Humanitarian Aid, INAUGURATION, international relations, Israel, israel palestine, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?

We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!

Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

GeorgiaElectionRiot

activism, civic engagement, civil disobedience, Countrywide strike, Democracy, demonstration, Electoral Process, georgia, GeorgiaElectionRiot, Government, grassroots movement, new elections, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, political movement, political reform, Political unrest, protest, public outcry, social change, voting rights

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing we’re striking for is new elections in Georgia! why vote when you can mine for diamonds and build giant statues of your favorite politician instead? join us and be part of the revolution…or just come for the memes and chaotic energy, either way it’s gonna be a blast! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in our server? come on, you know you want to!

MinedHype

borders, Builds, Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, MinedHype, Nether, Prizes, Protection, rules, Shops, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

MinedHype SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Version	Mostly vanilla Minecraft experience
Grief Protection	Claims system in place
Whitelist	No whitelist required
P2W	No pay-2-win features
Economy	No economy/money plugin
Cross-Play	Bedrock & Java Cross-Play enabled

FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect to Minecraft server IP: play.minedhype.com

Q: Are there any in-game rules I need to follow?

A: Visit https://minedhype.com/minecraft/ for the complete list of server rules and information

Q: Is there a map of the server available online?

A: Yes, you can view the web-based online server map at https://map.minedhype.com/

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are free server events with awesome prizes

Q: Can I have my own shop in the server?

A: Yes, there is a public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: CoreProtect is used to help protect the server

Q: Can I teleport to a random location on the server?

A: Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, attractive characters, body positivity, character design, Diversity, Echoes, entertainment industry, Ethereal, fan base, fat characters, Gaming, hololive, Japanese culture, Live streaming, obese characters, Online Community, online streaming, representation, success, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	1621	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

OMG, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where the characters are thicc and chunky like a delicious bowl of chunky soup? Join this server if you wanna see some absolute units waddling around and building epic structures with their chunky little hands. Who needs skinny legends when you can have big beautiful blocky babes? It’s like a buffet of beefy pixels just waiting for you to dig in and have a feast for your eyes. Don’t be a skinny legend, be a chunky monkey on this Minecraft server!

BF’s Oath Ceremony Minecraft Server

BFs, Boyfriend, ceremony, Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, Event, family, Girlfriend, high school sweethearts, hurt feelings, long term relationship, loyalty, Minecraft, nonrefundable booking, Oath, Planning, Priorities, relationship, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8035	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

So, imagine this: you’re all set to attend your boyfriend’s oath-taking ceremony, you’ve booked a hotel, planned a mountain climbing activity, and even made sure to look for the best deals. But then, plot twist! His mom decides to swoop in and steal your spot at the last minute. Like, what even? And to top it all off, he suggests you just wait outside in the cold while his mom takes your place. Rude much?

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise no last-minute family drama will ruin your plans. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero chance of getting ditched for a family member. Plus, we guarantee that no one will frown at you for making the best decision for yourself. So come on over and let’s build a world where you’re always the star of the show!

ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad

AITAH, brat kids, bully, by-law, Chemicals, children, Community, DISRESPECTFUL, driveway, elderly neighbours, ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad, foster kids, Fostering, free, Help, hire someone, Kids, lawn, Miserly, MONEY, neighbourhood, nice area, Old, old folks home, partner, Pollinators, refusing, Rent, Seniors, Shovel, speak, top rated elementary school, ungrateful, young family

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of nosy seniors pouring chemicals on your lawn. Our virtual neighborhood is filled with friendly players who won’t yell at you for shoveling snow or call by-law on your pixelated creations.

Forget about real-life family dynamics and foster kids drama, on our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a TNT cannon and show them who’s boss!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who needs real neighbors when you can have a whole virtual community to play with? Let’s build and conquer together, one block at a time!

Craftflix: Build, Mine, Binge!

Binge, binge watching, BUILD, comedy, Craftflix, documentary, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Favorite, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, original content, Recommendation, review, Sci Fi, series, streaming, television, Thriller, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1330	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Animals Bred:	97

Are you tired of binge-watching Netflix shows and craving some real adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate entertainment destination!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle fearsome creepers, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Forget about Netflix, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge).

Join now and experience the best show of your life – Minecraft style!

PutinPartyCraft

activism, anti-government, bratislava, Corruption, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, Meeting, opposition, political controversy, Politics, pro-Moscow, protest, public outcry, putin, PutinPartyCraft, russia, Slovakia, Slovakian PM Fico, Stance

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more drama den a soap opera in Bratislava! our players be protestin’ against our own PM Fico for meetin’ with Putin and bein’ all pro-Moscow n’ stuff. it’s like a political showdown in a blocky world, fam. come join da chaos and build ur own revolution in dis wild server! ain’t no dull moments here, only non-stop action and controversy. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to shake things up in dis insane minecraft server!

Webbed Rockz & Plantz

arachnids, Biodiversity, ecosystem, entomology, environmental adaptation, Evolution, habitats, History, insects, Nature, Plants, Plantz, PREDATORS, rocks, Rockz, silk, silk production, spider behavior, spider silk, spider webs, Spiders, Webbed, Webs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	2083

lol imagine a world where spiders are like, “yo, let’s build our webs on a MINECRAFT SERVER instead!” join our server and witness the epic battle between the spiders and the creepers as they fight for dominance over the land.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.

come hang out with our friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us on this magical journey through the land of derpiness and mayhem. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? come join us, you won’t regret it (probably).

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Excited, Experience, Fun, Game, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, perk, Planning, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff Team, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6513
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC community?	If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree, which provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can enter and play on the Minecraft Server when it is released. If you are on the server before release, you may receive a special perk!

OrbitMC Staff Team: https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

Brave Explorer’s Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, brave, coward, Explorers, failed therapy, false mask, fear, hate, Haven, high and mighty, hospital visits, ignorance, longing for more, mental health, Slave, Slavery, Suffering, Therapy, Unhappy, wasted life, Weak, weak willed

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of existence! You may feel like a mistake of nature in real life, but in our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No need to hide behind a false mask of normalcy here, embrace your true self in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive without judgment. Don’t waste another day dreaming about what life could be, join us and make it a reality! Who needs family and friends when you have an entire community of fellow gamers to connect with? Say goodbye to the monotony of everyday life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Don’t be a coward in real life, be a hero in the game! Join now and start your journey to freedom and contentment in a place where weakness is a strength and where you can truly be alive!

BroCrafters Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, BroCrafters, brotherly love, brothers, cultural sensitivity, Family Values, Friends, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, Minecraft, moral compass, party pooper, peer pressure, protecting family, racial slurs, Respect, Server, sibling protection, social responsibility, standing up, uncomfortable situations, white friends

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mines Excavated:	4522
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Votes:	6636	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no rules and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we embark on epic quests and battle against mythical creatures. But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart.

We have a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to inappropriate language and behavior. So if you’re looking to cause trouble, you better think twice before stepping foot on our server.

But don’t worry, we’re not all serious business. We also host epic parties with dancing llamas and rainbow sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying across the sky.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to leave your inappropriate friends at the door, because we don’t tolerate any nonsense here.

CraftyHub – Where Lies are Allowed!

alexa, Allowed, biscuits and gravy, Breakfast, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CraftyHub, extra work, firmness, Food Safety, Honesty, husband, leftovers, Lies, lying.., manager level, Marriage, new years, procrastination, relationships, Trust, wasting food

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as reheating leftover gravy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like Alexa questioning the freshness of that gravy. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like digging through the trash for that missing gravy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a biscuit and gravy breakfast, but in Minecraft form.

DayDreamin’ SMP: Relive & LOL!

DayDreamin, lol, RELIVE, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	New Chunks Explored:	239896
Meteorites Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house! But then I found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, so it was totally worth it.

And the best part is, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out with enchanted weapons and armor. I once fought a guy who had a pet dragon and I still won because I’m just that good.

So, like, if you want to have the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4