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PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9825	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9624	Royal Courts Attended:	3

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	112	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6565	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	7741	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	992
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2385	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Farms Harvested:	503	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, Anime, cute, cute shark, Enchanted, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gawr gura, gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Japan, Kawaii, Livestreamer, Realm, shark, shark girl, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber girl

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!

EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

border, borders, Diplomacy, donald trump, Edition, EU, European countries, european union, foreign policy, France, France-US relations, global affairs, Government, immigration, international relations, Leaders, Patrol, Politics, sovereign borders, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

World of Madness 1.21

anxiety, Chaos, coping mechanisms, coping with uncertainty, current events, Despair, emotional turmoil, future planning, Global Issues, hopelessness, Insanity, madness, mental health, OVERWHELMING, psychological distress, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal unrest, stress, uncertainty, world, world events

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crops Grown:	8345
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, anxiety, Boss, breaks, Communication, Coworkers, CubicleCraft, Illness, job performance, mental health, mental health prioritization, Minecraft, overwhelm, ptsd, Schedule, selfish, Server, team player, Trauma, understaffing, unrealistic expectations, work challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Animals Bred:	135

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

StepmomSlayaCraft

Blame, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, custody, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Father, Mother, Phobia, relationship, Spiders, step siblings, stepmom, StepmomSlayaCraft, Support, Therapy, vacation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Void Gems Collected:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	971	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Emeralds Found:	4620	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.

Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!

NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP

career opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, night life, night owl, Night shift, night shift advantages, night shift challenges, night shift lifestyle, night shift routine, night shift tips, night shift work-life balance, night shift workers, NightShiftNinja, Perks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule, smp, unconventional schedule, unique experiences, work benefits, work-life balance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.

But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.

CreepyCraft: True Tales & Terrors

BIZARRE, creepy, creepy encounters, creepy incidents, creepy stories, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, horror stories, Macabre, NSFW, Paranormal, precautions, real life horror, Scary, spine-chilling, Supernatural, Tales, Terrifying, Terrors, True, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4106

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with creepy horror stories that are actually true! From haunted mineshafts to cursed villages, you’ll never know what spooky adventure awaits around every corner. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things might get a little too creepy for comfort. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a bone-chilling experience like no other!

What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	181

Typical Gamer is a popular Canadian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gaming content. He creates videos and live streams of himself playing a variety of video games, particularly popular titles such as Fortnite, GTA V, and Red Dead Redemption 2. With over 10 million subscribers on YouTube and a large following on Twitch, Typical Gamer has become a prominent figure in the gaming community.

VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchantments Applied:	292
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

VANILLA SERVER

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2